Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Appreciation Post: Fetsu-Chan!

oh my goodness, where do i even begin? SHE IS SOOOOOOOO KAWAII!!!


asdfghjkl; i love reading her reviews and looking at her pictures. her clothes, makeup, and facial expressions are always perfect! ^.^ i want to hug her in the worst way. Jesus, she is too cute to handle. c:

i wuv chu, Fetsu!


go check her out!:


Love,

Kittie


Appreciation Post: Mila Mortice

Okay, before everyone starts freaking out and getting on the "ZOMG sh3's just a Felice Fawn c0py c@t!" bandwagon, you should know that i really don't care. c:

yes, i'm well aware that she posted a lot of things that were exactly like Felice. However, i'm also aware that Felice didn't invent her clothing style, makeup, hair, poses, etc. Which is why i don't shame Mila like the rest of the world. If anything, she did Felice Fawn better than Felice Fawn.

I think Mila is absolutely adorable! Sure, she shopped a lot of her photos. At least she has the balls to admit to unlike some people. *cough cough*


This is my favorite picture of her. It's so pretty and once my hair gets long enough, i plan on wearing it like this often. it's just so cute. i wish she'd be more active online. i want to see new posts of her. ^.^







Thank you, Mila, for existing! i fangirl so hard over you. c':

Love, 

Kittie.




Review: New York Color Liquid Eyeliner

When i first seen New York Color's liquid eyeliner in the makeup aisle, i was a little skeptical because i HATE spending a ton of money of makeup products that don't work and the cheapo stuff usually doesn't work. For $3, i thought "what the hell? might as well try it" I'm so glad i did! c:



It comes in this tube and has a brush applicator. I got #888, Pearlized Black. Although i don't usually get eyeliner with sparkles in it because it irritates my eyelids, the sparkles in this liner doesn't seem to bother them. This was the first brush liner i've ever used, so i'm still kind of clumsy with it. I absolutely love the color, though! It makes doing cat eyeliner a hell of a lot easier.

As far as long wear goes, it does last a while. I applied it around noon Sunday to go to my family's Easter get together then went to the river with some friends and then to the park. I didn't get home until about 9 pm and i still had intense color. The pollen was messing with my allergies and i had a small cold, so my eyes where pretty watery but even after rubbing them, the liner didn't really smudge or anything. I'm very satisfied with how long it lasts! The formula is kind of creamy, which is another thing i'm not used to. But it dried pretty fast, so i'm not too worried about. I actually like the way it feels on my eyelids.

i would defiantly recommend this to a friend, especially at such a low price.



Here are a few pictures i took while wearing yesterday. My nose it a little swollen from this stupid cold. >.<

Love,

Kittie.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Back to sewing basics

Last night, after looking at Bodyline Lolita products, i started remembering all those days of trying to my own dresses. Oh, i missed everything from the feel the fabrics to the hum of my sewing machine. I decided i want to feel all those thing again and i want to re-learn sewing!

I say "re-learn" because last May, i took a hiatus from crafts all together because i wanted to pursue other interests. The little make-shift craft area i created in my garage remained untouched until about three weeks ago when my family and i moved to our new house. I already have a place picked out in my new garage to recreate a little craft again, but my table is currently being used as TV stand. bleh.

This morning, i took an old sheet and my sewing box and sat down in my den floor. After reorganizing my sewing box, (i tend to organize and reorganize it a lot) i laid the old sheet out and began to cut it.

 oh my, what a nightmare.

 I completely forgot all the tips i already learned about cutting fabric, so i failed horribly. Since i was only cutting out a little bit of fabric so i could practice sewing, i didn't really stress too much. It still bothers me that i'm cutting this bad after 11 months of not cutting. On top of that, when i started running the needle through my fabric, i was sewing an overlay stitch when i wanted a running stitch. I wanted to give up and just go lay down, but i didn't because i really want to start sewing again and being making my own clothes and costumes.

So i logged onto Youtube and various sewing/craft sites and i began to relearn everything i've forgotten. At least i've gotten the basics of the basics out of the way!

Here's a basic stitch from my first time sewing in 11 months:



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It may be ugly, uneven, and all around crappy but i still love it. I've missed sewing so much! After an hour of cramming basic sewing knowledge into my brain then diving right in, i think i did an okay job. which is fine by me!

I'm going to keep this little piece of fabric so it can remind me of my love for sewing whenever i get discouraged and want to quit.


Love,

Kittie

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Down with Masculinist! (a long rant about stupid boys)

For those who don't know what a Masculinist is, Masculism or masculinism is the modern movement which aims to promote and restore classical masculine virtues among men in Western societies after the sexual revolutions of the latter half of the 20th century. 

That is Wikipedia's definition.

I, however, prefer Urban Dictionary's 2nd definition: "A "Masculinist" is a "Men's Rights Activist". No seriously. There are actually people who are so stupid they think that men are oppressed anywhere in the world. Just sit and think about the laughably small brain it takes to be an masculinist. While research on the feeding habits of masculinists is limited, feminists tend to speculate that they were fed paint in lieu of breast milk as a child. This would explain the intense mental retardation they have as adults. Feminist scholars also have concluded that masculinists are actually crab people who intend to shove women back into slavery (you might not notice too much of a difference), and then kill all the men and rule the earth themselves. It is thus suggested that you throw all masculinists on a grill and fry them to death. Do not eat them; the masculinist carries many fatal illnesses such as stupid, herpes, and Feline AIDS (they are known to fuck their cats, just like New Agers!)"

Okay so maybe the one is a little "offensive" to masculinists. I do feel they deserve it, though. Seriously, name one place on his planet that men don't have the final word on anything. Well, besides lesbian bars and feminists rallies. but they don't belong in those places, anyway, so it's no wonder at those places. They still try to dictate them, though.

The reason why America and Europe are the way they are today is because society started to realize that the way men were treating women was ridiculously unethical. Why would society want to take a step backwards just so Richard can tell Sarah to make him a sandwich and she really has no choice but to obey otherwise he has the right to hit her? FUCK. THAT. It's 2014, not 1954. Make your own damn sandwich, Richard.

Most of the so called "masculinists" are teenage boys who think it's cool to act like it's 1954 when it comes to woman's rights. They sit on meme pages and wait for admins to post a picture like so:

see how the mother and daughter are in the right corner doing dishes? 

Their response to this picture is usually along the lines of "the women are in the kitchen where they belong! hell yeah!" or "uh-oh! here come the feminists! watch out, everyone." How sad.

It's like we aren't even allowed to defend ourselves against they're brainless comments without being labeled a feminists or getting a speech about a "woman's place." yet when we make such comments about them, we
are being "totally ridiculous" and we need to "stop being so sensitive." My favorite it the whole "how is it equality if we don't treat you the same?" argument. 

For example, this picture was recently posted on a meme page i follow on Facebook. Of course, it had all the above comments and then some. Pictures like this don't really bother me because it was a different time and humanity has (somewhat) evolved past this type of thing. So being the good natured gal i am, i decided to post a joking comment on the picture. 

I posted, "Well, of course the men aren't in the kitchen doing dishes! Have you seen a man try to make a sandwich? what a disaster, haha." i got called a feminists, a stupid bitch, and retarded for making that comment. :I WHAT HAPPENED TO EQUALITY, MEN?

It just bothers me that i'm not allowed  to even joke about these things online without getting bitched at by a teenage boy who thinks he owns the world and has probably never even been with a female. This is why i prefer to hang with an older crowd.

Yes, i know there are older Masculinists. However, they aren't half as annoying as the teenage ones are. Plus some of them have very valid points. But overall, they're still pretty wrong. In my opinion, anyway.


Here, have a nice commercial. This is an example for what Masculinists are "fighting" for.

Here's a really cute picture to end this post!




Love,

Kittie.


Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Hi everyone!

Hello, my name is Kittie Roulette. I'm an amateur model, an amateur Burlesque performer, a DIYer, a blogger, a mommy, and a future wifey!

I made this blog mainly so my fans could better connect to me and so i could post text product reviews to go along with my video reviews. (hey, some people like them better than videos!) it's also a way for me to vent my frustrations of everyday and just let everyone knows currently going on with me.


What is a Dope Calypso, you ask? it's a song by Violent Soho. oh, how i love them! you should go check them out if you bands like Nirvana or Middle Class Rut.

any who, some more info about Kittie!

I'm eighteen-years-old. I'm currenlty working at McDonald's. don't judge, i have a baby and my hobbies don't pay! (yet, haha.) i'm from Alabama, but i plan to move to either New Orleans, LA or Las Vegas, NV if i ever get the money and the chance. My finance is a guitarist. i love him very much!

I have a couple of dreams. one if for my husband and me to make enough money have to provide a stable lifestyle for our son. one is to become a well-known name in the Burlesque World. one is to own my own clothing boutique. my last one is to make the cover of at least one magazine.

I'm not sure what else to say. so feel free to ask me anything!

Love,

Kittie.